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heartofblack @ 2006-02-13T20:34:00

2006-02-14T01:36:05Z

By the way, we pwned the shit out of Saints of War.. dont even test the horde suckaz!
o god..

heartofblack @ 2006-02-13T01:26:00

2006-02-13T06:26:35Z

heartofblack @ 2006-01-31T19:06:00

2006-02-01T00:24:42Z

Me and carly were browsing through the antique shop on main street and carly spotted out a practically new looking apple Imac sitting there... for 95 dollars! It was mine! I started freaking out, and called my mom for a desperate loan. She said shed get the money and call back, but carly ended up loaing me the money because she didnt want to wait around! I contributed 30 dollars, and carly bought some gigantic vogue magazine cover thing but like 10X the size on a frame. It looks cooler than it sounds. He gave us a bit of a discount for some reason.. didnt even hastle him :S
I got home right away.. called in sick to work and got the Imac down to business! I can't use the internet yet because i dont have the software for it, but i called sympatico and they mailed it to me. It should be here in 3 business days!
Some Pictures-

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The hottie that found it!

heartofblack @ 2006-01-30T01:27:00

2006-01-30T06:27:35Z

New display picture = teh pwnz0r!!

heartofblack @ 2006-01-30T00:10:00

2006-01-30T05:16:33Z

Alex Writes!
Hey Chris, how's your girlfriend?
How's getting your license coming?
How's the ADHD?
How're the parents doin'!

Response!
1)Girlfriend? What girlfriend?
2)Thats not even bragworthy.. I'll have it when i need it
3)Good excuse to pop some MEAN pills! :D
4)My parents think you dress like a girl

Some questions for you!
1)Hey Alex.. hows the back!?
2)Hey Alex.. hows the liscense that your parents paid for, along with everything else you own you spoiled shit!
3)Hey Alex.. why did Mama have to call carly when you guys were hanging out inquiring if i had access to carlys house to hurt you!? Maybe you should create an invisible friend to tell your worries to! Cut the umbilical cord(sp?) and grow up!
4)Hey Alex.. WHY DONT YOU EAT YOUR OWN SEMEM... AGAIN!

heartofblack @ 2006-01-23T23:44:00

2006-01-24T05:04:54Z

Some pictures from the party!
The links are clickable by the way.

heartofblack @ 2006-01-22T22:33:00

2006-01-23T03:42:57Z

I love making l33t alts!

<10:27>Pre Give-up:
Sir. Giga says:
Hey man.
baldemar. says:
whats goin on
Sir. Giga says:
Nothing too much
baldemar. says:
wanna start a new main
Sir. Giga says:
Heh, nah. I ALWAYS give up on alts.
baldemar. says:
commmmon
baldemar. says:
lets make a commitment
Sir. Giga says:
What would you make?
baldemar. says:
orc shammy
baldemar. says:
and yourself?
Sir. Giga says:
Undead warlock, probably.
baldemar. says:
what server
baldemar. says:
lets do it up
Sir. Giga says:
Shattered Hand.

<10:29>Post Give-up:
baldemar. says:
god im so lazy, why'd i do this
baldemar. says:
lol
Sir. Giga says:
Me too...
Sir. Giga says:
I blame you for my wasted minutes

heartofblack @ 2006-01-16T22:26:00

2006-01-17T03:26:31Z

DO THIS:
1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Place of residence:
4. What makes you happy:
5. What are you listening to/have been listening to recently:
6. Do you read my lj:
7. If you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. Favourite place to be:
11. Favourite lyric:
12. Best time of the year:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A band:
4. A song:
5. An album:

PLUS
1. Two things you like about me:
2. One thing you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so i can not do it.
4. Post a picture of you. (Optional)
5. Post a picture of me. (If available.)

heartofblack @ 2006-01-04T21:24:00

2006-01-05T02:25:29Z

Mmmmm

heartofblack @ 2005-10-18T19:57:00

2005-10-19T00:01:42Z

So, a new member joins the family today... im debating on
Here are some pictures I took of him/her. It's a veiled cameleon, and it's sweet. The quality is shitty.. not gonna lie.

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I made a short little movie for all those willing to look!

heartofblack @ 2005-10-09T15:37:00

2005-10-09T19:38:38Z

person number 1- thanks for fucking me over, despite everything ive ever done for you. forgivness is no longer an option in the booklet of chris.

person number 2- you got alot more coming for you than you think smartass.

you know who you are

heartofblack @ 2005-10-02T22:09:00

2005-10-03T02:52:06Z

Read that shit...

1. I didn't shower after hockey because I wanted to get poutine before Fryagans closed
2. I don't like change
3. The used and alexisonfire are overrated
4. I can sit at my desk and have fun with a hole puncher and a piece of paper
5. I like amateur porn... porn stars are disgusting
6. Me and Carly are going to cuddle like little sheep on the bus to NY
7. Paris Hilton should rot in hell for slaughtering the minds of our female youth
8. I prefer Coke
9. I never missed an episode of the first survivor series... then it got lame
10. I am afraid of what the future has in store for me
11. I was a bed-wetter in my early years
12. All you anti-bush rebels don't sound political in the least... but nice try
13. The discovery channel and animal planet intrigue me
14. I do not want to get married
15. I believe there is a spiritual world, a place we move onto after our physical bodies are no more
16. Sometimes I meditate to calm me down
17. I get hooked on infomercials for dieing children in Africa, once i pass one i have to watch
18. I don't really like TV
19. I am an impulse buyer
20. Carly is more than anyone could ask for. I really love her.

I tag... anyone who is reading this!

Say 20 random comments about yourself... I think

heartofblack @ 2005-10-02T21:14:00

2005-10-03T01:23:05Z

...the end of this marvelous journey was not completed... therefore i assign you to give a short brief ending. Good luck!

heartofblack @ 2005-10-01T23:44:00

2005-10-02T04:15:10Z

...they set off at the crack of dawn, the warriors went out in groups to hunt antelope for shishkababs before the big climb. The first 100 feet of the mountain was rather gentle. After that things started getting serios. The odd wave of barbarian octopi (plural for octopus?) made kamikaze dive attacks from the sky. The warriors fended them off and advanced further up, onto what appeared to be a man eating hole in the ground, with teeth and all the oral neccesities. A large tongue came out of the mouth and wrapped around a group of 5 men playing pogs. They screamed loudly, and attemted to release themselves but with all there might could not. The rest of teh group looked in amazment and walked around the hole. Suddenly a large gryphon equipped with seats flew from out of no where. The group mounted the gryphon, but could not fit all. The gryphon said, "I will take you to beania peek, select your finest warriors!". Everyone elected captains and then lined up waiting to get picked. "I pick gabriel".. but Gabriel refused and said, "Im sticky partners with owen! If you pick me... hes coming too!" The captain agreed, and selected the rest of the team. The others were to walk to the base of the mountain naked. The gryphon took off, and made it to the peak of the mountain where the warriors faced there final destiny... TO BE CONTINUED

heartofblack @ 2005-10-01T18:37:00

2005-10-01T23:00:50Z

Me and Chris brainstormed this idea last night... I decided to write the story. Don't ask.

There once was a royal castle at the base of mount beanis. There resided the finest league of warriors to walk the lands. Being no match to the abundance of furious dragons, mythalogical creatures and ravaging sea-toad men, the league of warriors seeked a greater challenge. They consulted the great elder sewer rat Donabago who told the warriors tales of beanis mountain. At the top of beanis mountain grew "the bean of infinite wisdom", a mighty plant, fruiting one bean every hundred years. The plant can only be grown correctly under the devine UV rays of god. Being that the peak of beanis mountain is the only place in all the lands to collect such light, it is the only location where such folliage can maintain life. The mighty warriors chanted in glory! There quest be it so: "Venture to the top of beanis mountain and harvest the bean of infinite wisdom. But be warned, for the higher you escalate, the more dangers you will face. Beasts of great strength roam beanis mountain and it is no place for childs play." The warriors ignored the warning and began suiting up into there armor. The team consisted of 50 men and 2 women to clean/cook. The party gathered at the pub for a round of urine lagers and got some rest, for they were off at the crack of morning...

TO BE CONTINUED

heartofblack @ 2005-09-22T16:17:00

2005-09-22T20:39:56Z

Okk soo, I'm just generally in a good mood! My days been filled with many wonderful things. Slept in just a tad because I didn't have to go to first period... my grade 10 class went on a retreat. I guess grade 10's are good for something! That led to Lori taking me with her to her work. I walked to sacred from there. Healthy choice! Anyways, i only ended up going to religon today, and we watched some of the movie "contact". I realized i had seen it already, when it got near the end. After that, I skipped 3rd hacky sackin' it with pietremela and harris in the pit. This guy got in a huge argument with one of the rent-a-cops. Full out shouting!

Highlights of the fight:

-rentacops walking towards Luc looking all tough, putting there no-name sunglasses on
-"I could bust your ass right now punk!", "What are ya gonna do... beat my ass down with your flashlight!"
-travis bringing his guitar out and playing the "horror film, good guy is about to run into the mass serial killer theme"

Greatest lunch ever! Anyways, after that me Carly met up at meeting spot X and talked about stuff. Stuff thats always awsome to hear. We are inseperable. Other than that, i do not wish to give an elaborate synopsis on our meeting, except im going broadway, and i bet carly wishes i was 21... inside joke ok!

heartofblack @ 2005-09-21T15:18:00

2005-09-21T19:25:12Z

So... i was just eating a muffin, and trust me it's been a while since a muffin has entered my mouth so I guess i wasn't accustomed to the thin paper wrapping around the muffin. Anyways, I ate like 90% of the muffin without the knowledge of the muffin wrapping. I noticed I had eaten pretty much all the paper when I looked down at the last bite to be eaten, and noticed the paper on it. Like, first off it's pretty much camouflage! At least make it a different color than the muffin itself! Or if your not going to do that, wipe shit on the muffin paper so if you do take a bite out of it you would instantly throw it away yelling "EW THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!". Other than that, the muffin was good. BYE!

heartofblack @ 2005-09-16T22:28:00

2005-09-17T02:36:35Z

Awsome, finally conviced the sister to let my use her digital photography aparatus, primarily to take pictures of the tattoo. It turned out great! Im happy with the results! (by clicking this you herby declare you are 18 years of age or older)

That would be my leg after all the juicing up! I think i should've covered my baggage a bit more.

heartofblack @ 2005-09-15T23:44:00

2005-09-16T04:06:21Z

Soo... big wedding on saturday. My equipment: Some nice, light brownish dress shoes that looks like they were made by a bangledeshian slave worker (34.95 REGULAR 99.95!!! FUCKING SEARS FUCK YEAH!), some like cordouroyish typeish dresspant with like pleats in them. Pleats are pointless... infact say that word out loud 10 times, and it loses all meaning. I'll just make it easier for you... pleats pleats pleats pleats pleats pleats pleats pleats pleats pleats. I grabbed those at "Jack Frasier" for there store closing "we need to get rid of EVERYTHING" deal. 30 something dollars... regular 90!! Fuckin deals nowadays, gotta keep your eyes open. Speaking of deals... i usually look at the sale rack at the gap... dissapointing collection. It's been raided! Anywayssss... an lightish peachish orange oxford shirt to top it off. I look soo snazzy. I was looking at myself in my moms mirror rehearsing lines and conversation starters: "O, hey Paul! How yeah doing?! Congradulations on the wedding and stuff.. yeah awsome!" *handshake the air*, "Great party, great party!" *swig invisble cup*, "Yeah, im in the real estate business!", "good luck with that one-gina paul!". Other than that, i got a shit load of a room to clean... i moved a whole bunch of stuff around and its just a mess! anyways... bye

heartofblack @ 2005-09-15T20:03:00

2005-09-16T00:16:44Z

Holy shit, soo fucking Quebec City trip... unsupervised by teaching staff. It's going to be a blast... literally... firework show. Yeah I might write that one down. Im just flabbergasted by the amount of responsibility there giving a group of 16 year olds to roam a forun city solo. I'm going to get lost, and ass raped by a french mofiaso! Its going to be a wet trip!! Other than that, i have hockey practise... then... tattoo tomorow!!! fuck yeah!

heartofblack @ 2005-09-15T15:17:00

2005-09-15T19:17:47Z

http://crcracewear.com/

^^^^
proud to say he goes to my school

heartofblack @ 2005-09-12T00:05:00

2005-09-12T04:24:04Z

YES! Lori is in a cleaning binge! She cleaned my whole room (including vaccum, steam clean, a dust, organization of stuff, etc.). There is about 5 air fresheners per cubic metre and all i smell when i walk in is fresh ass. I just came home from the final hockey tryout (wich i made... yeah thanks) and turned on the computer and Lori freewillingly started cleaning some more as I sat here. I felt bad and offered assistance, but she turned it down like an ugly kid signing up for a hot competition. I tried to help but she physicaly beat me to the ground and spit in my face. By that i mean she just insisted I go on the computer. Is this some kind of mind trick or did I develop the cure for aids while i was sleeping?! Ooo, AND she cleaned the basement and moved all the shit around, it looks right on. She cleaned the bar and now it is fully operatonal. Party in my basement! Attire: american eagle body suit, cowboy hat, molson cool pak and a voice box filled with YEAHH, WOOOOH!... pussies.

I've planned out a sweet halloween costume. Im going to be a penis, but its going to be a good penis. Im not just dressing up in a peach shit and pants. It will have pubic hairs, a full scrotum with dual testicles, a curvular nob, an operational spout and veins. My excuse if questioned: I am a long finger with a swollen knuckle.

Bye!

heartofblack @ 2005-09-11T01:12:00

2005-09-11T05:12:18Z

I definatly love throwin' a steak on the ol' george forman at 1 oclock in the morning!

heartofblack @ 2005-09-10T23:24:00

2005-09-11T03:23:33Z

Soo, my sister went to some shelby girls house in mt. albert and there getting high on energy drinks.

heartofblack @ 2005-09-07T23:44:00

2005-09-08T03:45:26Z

Owwwww... I was rubbing deep cold (a menthol based gel to rub on muscle aches) around my groin due to hockey fatigue and i accidently smudged it all over my balls! Fuck, im in so much pain!!